Tuesday, September 6, 2011

etz

The novel I have studied is Step by Wicked Step by Anne Fine. A character I dislike in this story is Callie. The story revolves around five boys and girls that find themselves in an old house on a stormy night. In a hidden tower room they discover an old diary,that of Richard Clayton Harwick, who left behind a journal account of his wicked stepfather. Being robbed of all his precious tokens from home, Richard makes the decision to leave and become a cabin boy on a great ship. His decision has caused anguish in his mother and sister, who have spent a fortune seeking his return. Harwick's story prompts Claudia, Colin, Ralph, Pixie and Robbo to tell their own tales of stepfathers, stepmothers, and stepsiblings, who are in turn eccentric, beloved, unwelcome, and almost always misunderstood.

Callie is Robbo’s sister and they are the stepchildren of Roy. Callie hates Roy because she believes he is the reason her parents had split up. She even has a nickname for him and calls him The Beard. The problems started when Dumpa was born. Roy started to interfere with family stuff and that was when Callie’s anger towards Roy ignited.

Callie is a very stubborn girl and clearly shows it during Dumpa’s birthday when something happened. Roy caught Callie pushing her bike down a very narrow space between the bushes and the car. After warning Callie not to use that way as it may scratch the car, she insisted on going through that way. Roy warned her not to do it numerous times but Callie shows that she is very stubborn by not listening to him. Roy then grabbed her by the wrist and swung her round. Callie is also an emotional girl who cannot control her temper as tears started to spurt out and she retaliated by calling Roy a big, meddling pig.

Moreover, Callie also does not show respect towards elders. Although Roy is not her real father, she should still show some respect towards him as he is her stepfather and her elder. She often does imitations of Roy which is rude and disrespectful.

Not only that, she is a selfish girl and we can see that throughout the story and mainly towards the end. Callie has always wanted the best for herself and does not care for others such as Dumpa and Roy. She desperately wants Hope to have a fight with Roy in order for Hope to get back in touch with their dad but does not care about Dumpa and how he has to cope with this big change in life. She also decides to leave her mum, Robbo, Dumpa and Roy to stay with her father because of her hatred towards Roy. Callie does not care about how her family must feel about this decision and although it must be hard for her to grow up in a broken family, it is equally as hard for Roy to suddenly have three kids in a new marriage. This clearly shows Callie’s selfishness and is unwilling to cope with her new life.

In conclusion, the character that I dislike in this novel, Callie, is a stubborn, selfish, emotional and hot-headed girl. Everyday people undergo problems in life and overcoming these obstacles is a part of life and makes us who we are today. Instead of being resilient and battling through with her problems, Callie has decided to opt out of this hardship instead of fighting through it and I am disappointed to see her do so.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

forever is a long time

"A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at point or another, they will fall for each other.. maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever."

- 500 days of summer

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Torture chamber #1



everytime i feel sleepy but HAVE to stay up to study, i watch this.
and you wonder why i sleep so late,mum? :)

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite,
so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework.
The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time,
while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.
Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid,
then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair,
which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6.
Nelly then woke up and sighed as he said it was Just A Dream.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

I'm 17.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L.rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

you're like my own, personal brand of heroin. BALLS



original twilight better? nofreakingway.
fine NEXT



still think the original is better? time to turn gay bradaa

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

awkwarddddddddddd




MackTrucker2000: Hey there sexy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do I know you?
MackTrucker2000: Not yet but you should want to.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: Yah
MackTrucker2000: Let’s chat.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: About what?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What do you want to chat about?
MackTrucker2000: Let’s talk about you
MackTrucker2000: what are you wearing right now sugar?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hold on for a minute.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: ok?
MackTrucker2000: k
MackTrucker2000: What are you doing
MackTrucker2000: heloo. U still there?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m back.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: So what were we talking about?
MackTrucker2000: you were going to tell me what you were wearing.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Not much. I’m just getting ready for bed.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmmm. I like that.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m over at my friend’s house.
MackTrucker2000: Tell me.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Tell you what?
MackTrucker2000: tell me what you have on
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No. You tell me what you have on.
MackTrucker2000: I’m wearing a pair of jeans and that’s all.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gross. Is your big fat stomach hanging over them?
MackTrucker2000: No sugar. Im very good shape. Work out every day.
MackTrucker2000: have six pack.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Lol. Me and my friend Laura are drinking a six pack right now!
MackTrucker2000: I like that. Come on baby tell me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. I have on a pair of underwear, and Laura’s Superman t-shirt.
MackTrucker2000: Is that all?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yep.
MackTrucker2000: Is the t-shirt tight?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yeah. It’s skin tight.
MackTrucker2000: no bra?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Nope. I never sleep in a bra.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s too constricting.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmm. I like that.
MackTrucker2000: tell me more
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You like to wear a bra to sleep?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: That’s weird.
MackTrucker2000: lmfao. No i like that you don’t wear one.
MackTrucker2000: I want to slide my hand up your shirt.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmm.. yeah.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Well maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first.
MackTrucker2000: what for.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What’s your name?
MackTrucker2000: Chuck
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My name is Sarah
MackTrucker2000: Hahah. Yeah that’s what I figured
MackTrucker2000: so do you like to suck cock sarah
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wow. You really like to get right to it don’t you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What’s your last name, Chuck?
MackTrucker2000: Why do you want it
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m just trying to get to know you, that’s all
MackTrucker2000: Well I don’t want to know you that well.
MackTrucker2000: I just want to have a good time
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. Sorry.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn’t mean to freak you out.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where are you from?
MackTrucker2000: MD
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really? Me too!
MackTrucker2000: No your not your from San Diego.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: How do you know that?
MackTrucker2000: cause it says it on your profile page
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No, I just put that there to throw people off.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You really have to be careful who you talk to on these things.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I really live in Maryland and I’m really only 18.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I still live at home with my Mom and Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where in Maryland are you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m in Baltimore.
MackTrucker2000: Im in Manchester
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No way!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Get out of here!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live in Manchester too!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn’t want to say Manchester because I didn’t think you would know where it is.
MackTrucker2000: Don’t lie, sugar. Lets fuck
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Seriously! I’m not lying.
MackTrucker2000: Ok lets talk about my big cock in your mouth
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wait a second.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Let’s talk more about you.
MackTrucker2000: don’t want to talk about me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gosh, you’re so secretive.
MackTrucker2000: take your panties off sugar.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: But first you have to tell me where in Manchester you live.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Come on. I’ll tell you.Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Maybe we already know each other.
MackTrucker2000: doubt it.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You’re so funny
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My Dad calls me sugar all the time.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live right near Grace Bible church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do you have a picture that I can see?
MackTrucker2000: check my profile
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Oh. Ok. Hold on.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: OMG. Dad, this is Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s me, Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Your daughter? Duhhh. Hello?
MackTrucker2000: shut up whore. I don’t have any daughters.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I’m serious. This is really Chrissy.
MackTrucker2000: whats your last name then
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s Bolchezk, same as yours.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Evil_Sarah is just my made up name online, Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m over here at Laura’s house. remember?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Spending the night?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hello?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, are you there?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You’re disgusting.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I hate you.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m going to tell Mom about this.
MackTrucker2000: quit trying to mess with me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I’m not kidding.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s Chrissy. Our phone number is 410-374-****!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: We live at **** Charmil Drive, right by Grace Bible Church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Answer me.
MackTrucker2000: <>

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

iyiyiy be flying high


DIVORCELETTER HEHEHE

Dear wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

——


Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that’s not a problem.



lmfao ohshit.